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{"type":"standard","title":"Au Bonheur des Dames","displaytitle":"Au Bonheur des Dames","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1170032","titles":{"canonical":"Au_Bonheur_des_Dames","normalized":"Au Bonheur des Dames","display":"Au Bonheur des Dames"},"pageid":213406,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Au_Bonheur_des_Dames_manuscript.jpg/330px-Au_Bonheur_des_Dames_manuscript.jpg","width":320,"height":414},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Au_Bonheur_des_Dames_manuscript.jpg","width":464,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285145140","tid":"38a734d2-172b-11f0-8c44-68f01fa094ef","timestamp":"2025-04-11T23:18:05Z","description":"1883 novel by Émile Zola","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Au_Bonheur_des_Dames","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Au_Bonheur_des_Dames?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Au_Bonheur_des_Dames?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Au_Bonheur_des_Dames"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Au_Bonheur_des_Dames","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Au_Bonheur_des_Dames","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Au_Bonheur_des_Dames?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Au_Bonheur_des_Dames"}},"extract":"Au Bonheur des Dames is the eleventh novel in the Rougon-Macquart series by Émile Zola. It was first serialized in the periodical Gil Blas from December 17, 1882 to March 1, 1883; and published in novel form by Charpentier in 1883.","extract_html":"
Au Bonheur des Dames is the eleventh novel in the Rougon-Macquart series by Émile Zola. It was first serialized in the periodical Gil Blas from December 17, 1882 to March 1, 1883; and published in novel form by Charpentier in 1883.
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{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
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