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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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Wentworth Mausoleum is a heritage-listed mausoleum located at 5 Chapel Road, Vaucluse in the Municipality of Woollahra local government area of New South Wales, Australia. It was built from 1872 to 1874 by Mansfield Brothers, architects. It is also known as Wentworth Mausoleum and site. The property is owned by Anglican Church Property Trust and is managed by Sydney Living Museums as part of Vaucluse House. It was added to the New South Wales State Heritage Register on 2 April 1999.
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"}{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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